hayleyolivia:

wizardpotions:

I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl



Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)


Character 2: (visibly disturbed)


Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common…

This made me laugh really hard. It deserved a comic. 😆

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armchair-factotum:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

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god she is always serving cunt.

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she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.

Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

dr-schwaglove:

arabian-knight:

gael-garcia:

gael-garcia:

gael-garcia:

BREAKING: Colombia has expelled the Israeli ambassador in response to the genocide being committed in GazaALT

Colombia!!!

update:

Colombian President Gustavo Petro announces that Colombia will open an embassy in Ramallah, Palestine, and dispatch aid to the outskirts of Gaza to await the opening of a humanitarian corridor.ALT
Me he entrevistado hoy con el embajador de Israel y el embajador de Palestina.  He expresado.mi posición de conseguir una conferencia internacional de paz que abra el camino para dos estados independientes y libres.  He expresado mi solidaridad con la niñez israelí y palestina… pic.twitter.com/GlnWyU93EK  — Gustavo Petro (@petrogustavo) October 19, 2023ALT

Lula for Brazil 🇧🇷

On Gaza, Lula says, "This is the problem: it's not a war, it's a genocide that has already killed nearly 2000 children who have nothing do with this. I don't know how any human being is capable of waging a war knowing that the result will be more deaths of innocent children." pic.twitter.com/od2AmYUzfP  — BrianMier (@BrianMteleSUR) October 25, 2023ALT

And yet again the “backwards underdeveloped countries” are the only ones with a fucking spine and moral fiber on earth

the Brazilian foreign minister, in the UN Security Council, warned that the UN will be “remembered—and blamed—for it’s inaction and apparent unwillingness in stopping this bloodshed”

deliriumcrow:

froody:

wolfeyedwitch:

bubobubosibericus:

froody:

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

…do you mean the ‘self preservation instinct’ removed????

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

So that’s where Skyrim horses get their ridiculous climbing abilities

myjetpack:

Title: The shocking truth of what is going on in our public libraries! Image 1: A librarian hands a book to a girl saying "I think you'll enjoy this". The caption reads: Teens prescribed mind-altering experiences! Panel 2: A librarian reads to toddlers under a 'Reading is Fun!' poster. The caption reads: Children indoctrinated from an early age! Panel 3: A librarian checks out a pile of books for a user, saying "come again soon!". The caption reads: Free samples distributed to promote addiction! Panel 4: A figure approaches the library by night passing a sign for a Ulysses Study Group. The caption reads: Groups gather by night to study arcane texts!ALT

The shocking truth of what is going on in our public libraries! (My latest Guardian Books cartoon)

mads-schubert:

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prepping some cool Halloween posters in between freelance gigs 👀

sixpenceee:

An incredible real life fantasy style cottage. It is located in Ireland. (Source)

thesnobbyartsyblog:
“The side of NY hospitality the media don’t want you to see.
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thesnobbyartsyblog:

The side of NY hospitality the media don’t want you to see.